Friday, July 31, 2009

Tweets - 07-31-2009

My long hiatus has come to an end and now it's time to get back to normal. I'm interested in seeing that. 5:34 PM Jul 31st from web

Time off was a lot of fun. But I'm built for work. I have the stamina of several workhorses. Ask anyone. 5:57 PM Jul 31st from web

The first order of business is to brainstorm some ideas. This is harder than I thought. There's an idea, how hard it is to think. 6:05 PM Jul 31st from txt

I think I'll fill the stock tank and take a well deserved bath. 6:18 PM Jul 31st from txt

I'm texting from the stock tank. Technically this is public nudity, but a man is allowed on his own property, as long as no one notices. 7:06 PM Jul 31st from txt

I could skim some of the bugs out of the water. I tried to help one but he crawled to the back side of my arm. That's what I get for being a nice guy. 7:33 PM Jul 31st from txt

Tonight's meditation: Obama called me A STUPID DOG on national TV. Now he has to invite me to the White House for beer. I shook myself dry. 9:33 PM Jul 31st from web

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