Ah, passing the time with paradise people / Paradise people are fine by me... (from the song 'Abergavenny.')
I shall win over the Grange Brotherhood with gift baskets and gift cards. Let them know, "Sometimes good guys don't wear white." (Standells)
I'm at the grange dance, just checking in. I heard some weird sing-song children's songs in the distance, but it's just fields for miles.
I've had a few dances, including one dance with a very amorous matron. She had hold of something behind me and pulled me close. She's drunk.
I'm going to have to check myself for bruises back there, which is going to require a good mirror, privacy, and some craning of the neck.