Crazy thought. Irate customer to waitress: "I'm not paying for this second fork!"
My article "A Sit Down With Lemuel," which I just wrote, is ALREADY number one on Google if you search for "Sit Down With Lemuel"! Amazing!
Lemuel is a really nice guy, who I had the privilege of getting to know this morning. He trains horses to kill people, for a good purpose.
At first he came at me with a gun. But I talked him down with "The 3 R's" of group dynamics. I specialize in human environmental science.
I'm going to be scarce here today. Having conquered both Lemuel AND Google, I'm going to unwind with a well deserved nap.
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