I've always been a big fan of the science of group dynamics. And the sexual tensions at grange dances.
You might call me a group dynamologist and a grange dancologist. With an interest in sexual tension. And farmers' daughters.
To anyone who thinks I'm destined to lose in this endeavor, think again. Nothing about this is predestined. I'll be living life as it comes.
A farmer's daughter in shorts! Huff, huff, howullll! Whooooooo! Yip, yip, yip, yowwwwwwouuuulll. Vih! Vih! [Preening].
It just occurred to me that most of the farmers' daughters in my age group, over 50, might not be wearing those skimpy shorts.
There's no horse so deadly as the one trained expressly to kill.