Saturday, September 26, 2009

Boogie Fever

Have you had your boogie shot yet? They say the boogie fever is going to be very bad this year.

The Piltdown Man's cow died, and since he loved milk it was sad. Had to tell him, Don't cry over pilt milk.

How's it make you feel to know the Flintstones have been dead for a million years?

There are certain things that you must do for yourself. But it doesn't hurt to check the yellow pages first.

The journey of a thousand miles begins ... with one trip to the gas station.

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