Monday, September 14, 2009

Can't Break 50 Followers (Tweets)

We have residual effects from past sickness. Similarly, residuals are the side effects of writing a popular song.

Can anyone get me an IV drip, preferably a couple hundred CC's of the elixir of life, since my life force seems to be ebbing...

My blog link is at the mercy of Twitterfeed. I should've set it to update more frequently. If I would've, it could've been here by now.

I can't break 50. Maybe I should've kept all the porn merchants. What do I care? They're warm bodies, apparently some of the warmest.

Anyway, most of you have cheesed me off. So in your honor I'm flipping you a slice of the cheese with holes in it. Do with it what you will.

For any and all dietary problems I recommend heavy doses of Tabasco sauce on everything. That's what I do. My stomach is like leather now.

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