Everything about my Twitter mojo seems to have gone stagnant.
My number is just stagnating in the same old range forever. Drat, drat, and double drat.
It's like wading in a stagnant pond. You'd think a guy could just accidentally be extremely popular, but no such luck.
If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd ----- however that goes. See I can't even think these days.
I want to creep ever upwards like everyone else. I have guy who posts stuff like "Every pebble of good deeds creates a world effect..."
So I'm running around all day doing good deeds. Then I sit back and read my karma meter and it's stuck on zero.
Ahhh! [waving my hand in despair], who cares?!