Tuesday, December 15, 2009

My Twitter Mojo -- Perpetually Stagnant

Everything about my Twitter mojo seems to have gone stagnant.

My number is just stagnating in the same old range forever. Drat, drat, and double drat.

It's like wading in a stagnant pond. You'd think a guy could just accidentally be extremely popular, but no such luck.

If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd ----- however that goes. See I can't even think these days.

I want to creep ever upwards like everyone else. I have guy who posts stuff like "Every pebble of good deeds creates a world effect..."

So I'm running around all day doing good deeds. Then I sit back and read my karma meter and it's stuck on zero.

Ahhh! [waving my hand in despair], who cares?!

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